Saw this Saturday and for some reason I find it very amusing. I think it's just that general retro-80's new agey speaky song sound.... and it's just wrong, which always helps. :-) Enjoy.
Okay so question - I was watching the Jizzed video like 1,000,000 times just because it's catchy. Is the girl (the cashier) normally on SNL or is that someone different. She looks a lot like one of the other girls (of course I wouldn't happen to know her name at all). That and LOL @ JT.
OK.... being stuck at work the day after a holiday with ABSOLUTELY nothing to do leads to massive amounts of boredom. Unfortunately, that can also lead to some really stupid thing being humorous in your attempts to entertain yourself. The result..... Modified lyrics to the song. I hope it's not as bad I think it may be. (wrong... it's a given. how bad it is... eh... I've seen worse.)
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Locks die from across the room down my drink while the moonkin boom take your life and skip the names no need here for the silly games make our way through the smoke and crowd this run is gay and I'm on the prowl move in close as minds are flayed stealthy moves are how it's played leave this fight go back to 'forge night elfs dance beside the forge tips a paid and it's never a bore she whispers in my ear that she wants more and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS Don't tell your guild or I'll say your a slut plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and Change.
I need a few things from the grocery do things alone now mostly left me heart broken not lookin for love surprise in my eyes when I looked above the innkeeper counter and I saw a face My heart stood still so did time and space Never thought I could feel real again but the look in her eyes said I need a friend she turned to me that's when she said it looked me dead in the face, asked "buy or sell it?" And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a clean up on key 3 and now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS To be fair you were flirting a lot plus the way you hearth got me bothered and hot please stop acting like your not impressed one more thing, you look like shrek
Last Week - I saw a film As I recall it was a warcraft Film walked outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Speeding down the street with a health guage flash Need to get away need to hit the dash a Dru'd comes by that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
The next day, my buff goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open bratchat and a priest logs in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Kil'Jaeden was dead at the end of Sunwell I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I just ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(ok seriously you guys can we....ok...)
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE'RE PLAYING WOW ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME YOU SAY I'M IMMATURE I JUST CALL IT FANTASY I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT IS A NECCESSITY
CUZ I JIZZ IN MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants_ YES I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS! (I Jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
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I'm just saying that you askin' for 006, and now you GIVIN' the 006? Get off of 006's nuts, son! 006 ain't got nothin' for you! 006 don't even like you! He told me so on Facebook!
